Excuse me, we need to have a Sam hair intervention. S8 Sam hair in glorious waves, S6 Soulless!Sam hair blessed by the Lord above to fall perfectly, Sam's hair in a ponytail, Sam's hair in a mess bun, Sam's hair flowing (fluttering) around his head when he shakes his head and falling perfectly just in time for a bitchface. .... I admit, I'm not good at interventions. I just wanted to talk about Sam's hair.

This was not an intervention. You were clearly just trying to jump-start the addiction again!