ryanreynoldssource: I’m just like everyone else at this time...

ryanreynoldssource:

^{I’m just like everyone else at this time of year: I go to malls, find a crazy man screaming in a red costume, sit on his lap, and tell him to give me free stuff.}

Daddy needs to express some rage.

_{Daddy needs to express some rage.}

♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that ♪

♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that ♪